It would seem sensible for me to open my blogging escapade with something very un-original and self-important. I do truly beleive it will be I, not Jesus, who brings humanity back to God. That is how special I am. Yet what’s more is I also beleive I am God so essentially I have re-animated myself in the mortal world in order to lead the masses to my home in Heaven so that they can say “heyyyy… wait a minute… arent you Jesus?” and I will respond condescendingly that if they havent figured out what I was doing yet, then I’m sending them to Hell so they can mull it over. And Who said I was Jesus? That’s a massive misconception… Why is this person here?

As you can see, I am great.

Essentially my blogging will be utter nonsense, mere exhibits of my writing genius. I may have to rant about a few things, just so that everyone (who will un-doubtedly read my blog) can get their facts straight and adjust their living accordingly to how I decree. This ought to be fun world! Jack Fox has been given the tools of an empire! Bad move…